I was looking through the season pass schedule and the mention of Link’s Awakening got the imagination turning, didn’t expect this though! LA is my favorite Zelda and I’m not ashamed to admit that 11 year old me had a crush on Marin. Can’t wait to see her play style!

What on earth happened to Zack Snyder’s sense of humor? His remake of Dawn of the Dead did not have the moral craftiness of the original, which seduces the viewer with the joys of killing the undead and then makes that ironic detachment increasingly perverse. But he did at least modulate his tone between the visceral…

I enjoyed the shit out of this movie. You really need to stop taking comic movies so seriously. This is honestly sad. This backlash. I’ve never seen a bunch of manchildren lash out like this before. TDKR was worse than this. First Class was worse than this. Age of Ultron was worse than this.

When did Batman murder anyone (other than in the weird dream sequence that should have been cut, despite it making me want to see the post apocalyptic Batman movie it was pulled from)?

This movie is what happens when meatheads decide they’re going to wave the nerd flag.

i really didn’t gave Gal much of any thought before going into the movie, but man, the looks she gave and the power stances during the battle scenes... she nailed it perfectly. i never once during that battle thought she was just some skinny model from a few silly street racing flicks, but remembered from reading her…

Honestly i’d probably give this movie a 7/10. The thing that did bother me the most was when Thomas Wayne decided to throw a punch at the mugger. The movies main problems are it’s pacing, instant cuts to other characters and the obvious elephant in the room Zach Snyder. The Knightmare sequence was also extremely out…

I guess I’m an idiot based on everyone’s reaction to this movie, but I liked it. Sure there were holes, but I don’t think you really pointed out good ones. Lex knew both secret identities because he had been researching meta-humans and he had dedicated plenty of time and resources to finding meta-humans. There is a…

Zod decided to put his big gravity lazor thing in the middle of town, Superman had nothing to do with that.

Firefighters usually don’t make-out with their girlfriends while your house is still burning with people trapped inside.

Not defending BvS here but this line by Mike:

I feel like the porn parody probably has a more coherent story. Will post a comparison once I see this film.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Should be fine. There’s no history of defenses aggressively going after the quarterback in that division.

I would actually argue that I would prefer to be put to death to life in prison.

Hmm... A reasoned, complex response to a complex issue. Cue the attacks from both sides.

So you’re basically saying the Browns are proof of the idea of quantum immortality, only instead of collapsing the wave-state into one where the bullet fails to kill you, it’s just an eternity of shitty franchise decisions.

I feel like if you were gonna post something from Penny Arcade, it should have been this.

Maybe they should have gotten a job.

The penis is a very persuasive part of the body.