15. Vontaze Burfict

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

I guess he and the NFL rule book are Burfict strangers.

Bullshit. That’s not “basic courtesy”. Not farting close to people who eat is basic courtesy. You cannot enforce normality of a circumstance by pretending it’s the most usual thing on the planet. For most people, swapping genders is still something snails do and most of the planet is still not actually accepting the…

Language is such a clusterfuck. From wording of the article, I’d assumed this was a female trying to become male.

Comparing yourself to Narcissus is really pretty much perfect for a streamer, though.

No Please Monkeys?!

Batman: I have the cure for baldness.

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

Well, since it will stay grey forever on Screengrabber:

I believe you’re looking for brownliest way to lose a game

People loved Mohammad Ali, then again he didn’t beat any women that I know about and he can also read.

I am not! Not one bit, but if you know of any better manga, please send me its way.

I liked this one from a few years ago.

One Piece is the best manga I’ve ever read. Just had to put that out there.

Everyone first thought that said “porn”, right?

If those games are anything like my erotic fan fiction he is.

Let he with two free hands cast the first stone.

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.