Sounds like a Superbad idea.

Wow, that’s something else. Sounds like she may have had some deeper issues going on, as that sounds like full-blown obsession, sadly.

Is it ok to dislike the vapid fanbase that has quickly grown over this game? Reminds me of a certain other fandom involving animals.

As a Browns fan, I'm convinced that if they fielded such a team, it would match the total of victories this year.

something something hipster something something indie games

Chip Kelly fired and Pat Shurmur coach of the Eagles? This is the best week 17 Browns fans have ever had...

Right? Half the time I’m laughing at the idiocy, but most of the time I’m just feeling empathic dick pain.

SHOVELING SNOW AND HANDLE OF SHOVEL HIT HIM IN GENITALS

It would be much sadder if it didn’t get stuck.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Dibs on “CONTUSION PENIS” for my next band name.

All the work they did playing a video game that was entirely another corporation’s creation and property, the product of the 9-to-five actual work day efforts of hundreds of employees of that corporation?

Corpse Run was offline this morning, so I created a replacement comic. Then Corpse Run came back up at the very last second. This is the secret origin of Please Monkeys.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

No shit. Working in corrections we, euphemistically, called it the “purse.” The vagina list could be so much longer.

But but but the Ma-non are great, you know?

Whatever. It’s no insult master...

Coughlin: “I will not defend his actions yesterday because they were wrong ... but I will defend the person as long as I’m able.”