Epona is actually a mech now that Link can pilot for air and space battles.

I used to work at a chocolate shop in a tourist town. Almond bark, turtles, chocolate covered Oreos, that kind of stuff. The snobby assholes on vacation would get so pissed when they found out we were just melting down bricks of Peters chocolate and pouring it into a mold. Like they thought the owner of this rinky…

The Umbra Witcher

It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.

See, I’m not a huge fan of dark chocolate so I probably wasn’t going to like it anyway. HOWEVER, it was free which usually equals delicious for me and even then...I wonder what “true” “bean-to-bar” (sounds like a move you can try with your vibrator) chocolate tastes like...seems like fancy=bitter as fuck.

Is a hipster’s word worth nothing these days?

Me and hair just had a falling out is all.

Maybe smug is the secret ingredient that gives Mast Bro’s chocolate it's distinctive assy flavor.

It sounds like they got some quality voice actors. I recognized quite a few off sound alone.

Also, if we don’t get a tiny widdle Rydia, I’m getting my broom and declaring shenanigans.

She’s probably got nothing. You could sue and win and... get nothing. And still have to pay your lawyer.

does it go in the amiibo pile or the cloud pile @_@

I hope Saks next game will be a video game all-star fighting game.

Undertale fans are like Stephen Universe fans. I know the thing they are championing is probably really good and something I would enjoy, but they are so obnoxious that I can’t bring myself to checking out the thing they go on and on about.

> (By the end of that message board thread, Lipschultz had been banned from NeoGAF.)

I have joked about a few so far. Some of my fakes:

An AVALANCHE? Barret confirmed.

I’m going with MatPat’s theory.