Whole Foods used to sell “cell phone radiation protectors” when I worked there 10 odd years ago. I got in trouble because I told a customer that it was utter nonsense to think a piece of celluloid could do anything at all, let alone block radiation.

Gwyneth is a cutie and all, but she sure is whackadoodle. I doubt I could stomach ten minutes in a room alone with her.

I know this is controversial with some people out there, but this is it. I am done with mosquitoes. They pollinate a single flower in the tundra. They have too little biomass to be a major source of food for any organism. Fuck them from here to Mercury.

short answer ; yes.

They kick the crap out of “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” in every way imaginable.

A shithead on the ESPN broadcast? I thought Todd McShay was on the earlier game

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

THAT is a product I would buy, because I reward honesty in marketing.

That’s why I refer to them by they’re other name, “wheelie boards.”

I’m gonna need a cup of hot, black coffee with this delicious cake, Paul.

Ypu left out the most effective form of B12 which is methylcobalamin. The body uses methylcobalamin directly so its very easily absorbed. The same goes for dibencozide, which the body uses for muscle development among other things. Here in Canada though, we do not get dibencozide. I can only get it from the U.S.…

I can’t help but remember that the whole “contained” and “sterile” words were used in Jurassic Park.

But it sends an important signal to the world: That the United States may finally be ready to assume a larger role when it comes to tackling climate change

Considering my family history, I’m pretty much doomed to dementia, so I figured I’d joke about it and try be a fungi.

If anyone has a chance, Patagonia is a must visit place. Tiny little homes, lots of accommodations for English speaking tourists. Beautiful rural areas, glaciers, hiking, and so pristine. I’m telling you, go...go...go!

Isn’t it high time we put all people who use the word ‘bae’ in prison where they belong?

Moroccan food is the best.

As a brown non-Muslim, I really think it’s the media’s fault. Turn on your local news and you’ll see just all kinds of negativity - specifically around minorities. Caricatures of the races really. Then the media calls you (esp. upper-middle class white people) a racist for thinking brown people are terrorists and…

If I see you I will complain. I hate that shit. If I have already seen you and this has happened in public I would have glared at you. I will make myself more known from now on. If you wanted a notification light you shouldn’t have bought an iPhone!

Oh, no, no. Let people keep using them. Darwinism will get them off my planet.