There was a post awhile back about the different color spray paints used to show what utilities were underground. A new development is going in down the street and as I was walking the dog I noticed "Cox F/O"... I wanted to dig it up and drag it to my house to plug it in.... ugh.

Unless you're a hermit, you contribute to all that you abhor, one way or another.

No man is an island, entire of itself.

that computer you're typing on has quite a bit of precious metal in it. better go rip the catalytic converter out of your car too if you want to be a good person... jerk who loves slavery.

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a…

Hey, kids! Don't ever let anyone tell you there's anything wrong with putting things up your butt! You probably have urges to put objects up your butt all the time, and I'm here to tell you that it's a-okay as long as long as you can check off three things:

I'm just not sure the 'stars and dots' thing is working. Maybe if she tried something peppier.

Johnny Weir's attempt at David Tyree cosplay didn't work out so well.

'Who ordered the "flamingly brotastic yarmulke"?'

Sounds like my iPhone 5. Anmy right?! ... haha...ehhhh

Another tip: if you tap Finger 1 or Finger 2 or whatever, you can change the label. This is handy when TouchID stops responding to one of your fingers. You'll know which one to delete and retrain.

Can't be any worse than the fingerprint reader on the Samsung GS5.

Just saying, but dig into that blog and a bunch of the key authors have admitted to receiving funds from the fossil fuel industry (although I'll admit, the main guy looks clean so far).

Icecap.us is also a site associated with the Heartland Institute, and is run by a guy who claims that God's providence will save the Earth's ecosystems. I will leave it up to my fellow readers to determine which of the two of us is embarrassing themselves.

I think we need a Gizmodo poll to see how many readers truly believe that human-caused climate change isn't real. I would bet dollars to donuts it isn't a "large portion".

So as someone who denies that global warming is occurring, what is the proper name for someone like you?

Right. The massive change we've wrought on the planet in the last century isn't everywhere visible to the naked eye. Like...every single paved road.

if you actually care about audio quality then you'd rather be dead than get anything by Beats.

The acquisition of new fields of endeavor by women, their gradual usurpation of leadership, will dull and finally dissipate feminine sensibilities, will choke the maternal instinct, so that marriage and motherhood may become abhorrent

Lacie has been making cool looking stupid shit for as long as I can remember.

Who let you out of the retirement home, grandpa?