Dumb is probably too kind a word. Have you seen those memorials and things they sell for women who are trying for a baby to use to bury their pads JIC they contain miscarried "babies?"

Exactly. If the government defines a medical term one way and the biology textbooks define it another, I'm going with the scientists.

I never could watch it. The brother and the Mother were sort of annoying, but Heaton and Ray were more than I could stand. I dislike this modern stereotype that says men are children and can bear no responsibility, and the women in their lives like to mother and manipulate them. Ick.

Republican Senator Mitch McConnell ... quipped that the 2016 Democratic field so far looks like “a rerun of The Golden Girls.”

Wait he said it was like the Golden Girls, but he meant it...in a BAD way?

Too old . . . said the party that nominated JOHN MCCAIN. Okay, sure.

Nevermind that she isn't as old as other GOP candidates to assume office- don't women outlive men by 7 years or so on average? Doesn't that count for something too?

"Too old," critiques Party that literally named itself Grand and Old

come at me, bro.

Ronald Reagan is the worst thing to have ever happened to this nation.

Old people vote republican in high numbers and the GOP is talking about age?

This is comedy gold.

Meanwhile, I have an only-child boy who came home to me in kindergarten and said, "I had to tell everybody today that it's okay for a man to marry a man and a woman to marry a woman - because they didn't know!!!" Every day I pray to Whatever that he will never change (in that respect anyway).

I bet he's doing this to get out of oral. "Honey, I would, but... you know. The law."

It is beyond creepy how much time these people spend obsessing over other people's sex lives. If I want to get my freak on, that is exactly none of Ken Cuccinelli's business.

Ken will be in violation of his own sodimy law... What with his own head shoved so far up his own ass.

Can I share my "witnessing awesome parent" story? It's a bit different from these others, but I was impressed....

Ahh, this!! A distant friend (facebook friend) of mine has a 4-year-old who refuses to buckle himself all the way in his carseat. She's posted pictures of him before and been publicly chastised on facebook for it (where's his seatbelt? kind of questions), but brushed it off. She gets pulled over for speeding, and…

I'm pretty sure I don't want to have kids, but if I do, I want to be exactly like that woman. She sounds amazing.

Mother of the year, right there. And those kids are going to be awesome.

I was at the cupcake store the other day and witnessed a super-human level of mom control. A mother was picking out a set of cupcakes with her two young daughters, and as they were about to pay at the counter, one of the girls promptly began temper-tantruming all over the place because she didn't get the cupcake she…

Maybe it's because I'm not big on kids, or maybe I just meet a lot of shitty parents, but I feel like a lot of kids are assholes. And if there is one thing I absolutely hate is when strangers ask other strangers to discipline their kids. For example: