You put Goodyear Authorities on an XJ? There is a special place in hell for you.

GO BATMAN!!!

You are 100% correct that they should tell a completely separate story from this game. I don’t even want to see fan service where a character mentions the names of Joel or Ellie or even Bill. Nothing except the scenario of the world. I would want it to happen around the same time though because a cure would change the…

Add one of these. You can have fire wood for days in about three minutes. And you can get different sizes if you want to do tandem chainsawing.

“Make your hourly rate whatever you want.”

PS4 banned for playing a day early headline in 3.....2.....1......

PS4 banned for playing a day early headline in 3.....2.....1......

How does it feel to be wrong?

Actually I remember seeing a video or reading an article about that game being developed as the true Mario sequel. Nintendo wanted to do vertically scrolling levels in contrast to the original Super Mario Bros. horizontal levels. He may well be a Mario character if the game was far enough along in development.

Where did he originate?

I'll buy it on every available platform just because they said this.

Go ahead and shut down the program, the summit has been reached.

That was a typo. I mean the 4 IS right below the 7 on the number pad.

I actually agree with you that I think Conan is the best reviewer. I know you didn't say that, but stick with me here. He doesn't know games so he reviews them based on pure fun factor. The technical shit and gameplay take a back seat to the fun of the game and I think a lot of people forget that in a review.

Who still checks IGN? Their scale only runs from 7-10.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Future.

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Woah, woah, woah. WHAT? I'm out. I'm still traumatised by the horse in Shadow of the Colossus. I don't think I can take a dog-based loss. Especially when we've established Snake's wolf is adorable.

No Goat Simulator? You bitches are wrong.

I was thinking you could lock the game in to the system so you didn't have to rely on the battery to keep your saves. If I recall correctly, as long as a game with a battery was in the system then it would save the data through the system power even if the battery in the cart was dead. That may just be for newer…

It is one of imdb's better April Fool's Day jokes.