Or you know, just watch where the fuck you’re going.

BMW drivers who then moved onto Audi, so sayeth Jeremy Clarkson.

Should have saved this for NPOCP

Both super-talented, both being dickish, Nico is passive-aggressive and Louise is a diva.. I never fails to amuse when either one of them sulks after the race. They both need to man-up and stop being little bitches.

I know ;o)

You sir are worse than a Nazi. :o)

If it’s calibrated correctly it’s as good as digi.

Mercedes Benz all day long due to their massive depreciation. I can get a car that cost UK£56,000 when new 2 years years ago with 14,000 miles on the clock for UK£19,595. My current one is a 350 CLS Grand Edition.

A full shell swap on a 1992 Rover Montego estate. It took weeks, and it wasn’t very good, but yeah, I did it. It ended up costing much more than just the money I budgeted for it, it cost just over twice an=s much, I fell out with a very good fried, whom still doesn’t speak tome because of my ass-hattery, my then…

So he didn’t “tried to steal....” he actually did steal it.

Oshkosh b’gosh!!

I blew the engine on my Alfa Romeo Sprint Veloce about 300 miles from home. Hitch-hiked home which took a day and a half, I borrowed a Nissan pickup truck and and rented a car trailer, drove back to my car which was left in a village, got about 100 miles towards home and the Nissan engine blew, so I was stuck on the…

Drive it like you stole it, just don’t crash it, ‘cos that would suck.

Or get a Snore-Wizard. Seriously, it saved our marriage.

I have this model, perfect for improving iPhone, iPod quality, light, battery charge lasts for about 10 hours, matched with a decent set of cans or buds it makes for great sound.

U2 used to be pretty darned good in the 80s, but Boneo’s douchbaggary knows no bounds, he’s become a crass snot gobbling tit, as for Lennon/Beatles, my personal opinion is that they are massively over rated,

3 Series BMW - cocaine and faeces - said Richard Hammond.

A national hero? I beg to differ... no one can dispute his prowess on the race track, he’s a super-talented racing driver, however, that’s tempered with being a whinger, a sulker and a piss-poor loser. National embarrassment more like.

My wife has one, it’s pretty freaking amazing. I love driving it over weekends, but as my daily drive, maybe not. It’s kinda too small.

No mention of rolling-coal yet? Fucking polluting a-holes.