It’s probably not even QA’s fault if there are bugs in the final product; I’m sure most of these bugs are logged in Jira somewhere and the folks at Arkane just didn’t / couldn’t fix them before release.

Looks like you brought a hamburger to a steakhouse. 

There are people right now worried that they’re not going to live long enough to take delivery of their pre-ordered C8.

You’re not allowed to say this. Retract your reasonable opinion!

The obvious joke answer to the heading is: “Because they’re the only ones still playing?”

I would also like to chime in here. This game really does look unbelievable. I have not bought a fighter since SF4, and I used to love them, but I am surely buying this.

Disney Punks: don't confuse the Neverlanders for a gang—they're just a group of hardcore tattooed Disney fanatics that roam Disneyland in denim vests. Vice has the fascinating story here.