it won’t be that easy

I promise you, there will not.

listen shane, you know the rules

you, dear friend, have the sickness, and I applaud you

PIP PIP CHEERIO BOB’S YOUR UNCLE BLIMEY

I’d be 100% on board with forcing everyone to buy an XJ if there were enough unmodified, <250k mile XJs left.

Lose the tie and try to look less like a junior senator from some fly-over state.

if I reply to this with a Homestar Runner reference, will it betray the fact that I’m old?

this is a picture of me right before I change the site name to Jeeplopnik and force everybody to buy an XJ

Before someone moans about how dumb and pointless this article is, I just want to say that THIS is the kind of article I come to Jalopnik for. Yes, an actual review of the car is good and fun and all that, but lets be honest, how a Bentayga drives is not that important to someone like me who cannot and would not drop…

Just wanted to pop back in on this thread and say.

I don’t think I was ever going to say nice price on this one, but that steering wheel completely killed whatever interest I had in this thing.

The international banking industry is a conspiracy designed to keep the worker bees in their lane, and allow the moneyed elite to play with their lives for fun and profit. Credit agencies are part of that system. And I say this as someone who has worked hard enough to have an 850 score. I go to a dealership to shop a…

I found this out the hard way that simply applying for a CC will lower your score whether you are approved or not for the card. I’m not recomending but just saying that CreditKarma has made it easy to monitor my credit. I never apply for anything they say I’m almost guaranteed to be accepted (loans, CC’s etc.) I gave…

Someone was supposed to buy my old school bus today but apparently couldn’t because it was snowing north of where I am.

Owning people who bought: 

Versa 2331
Spark 278
Soul 14124
Fit 0
Mirage 4916

“We’re not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe.”

If they treat power like they do gas, then most people will only be getting an electric car with about 10% charge when they buy it.

Many car makers and demanding it for dealerships.