Finding oneself in possession of firearms in the UK is a pretty legitimate problem...

Came here for Kelly’s Heroes reference.

Beat me to the Kelly’s Heroes reference by two minutes!

No, the moral of the story is to knock it off with the negative waves!

Seriously, use ear plugs. The OSHA standard for workplace noise is less than 90 dB for 8 hours. That’s the equivalent of being in a boiler room all day. You really want to be under 85 dB.

Are you not using ear plugs?

Generally, you do NOT want to use distilled water for drinking purposes as it can leach electrolytes from your tissues in order to add them to the mineral free water you are drinking. This is necessary so that your body can function normally and eliminate waste.Stick with purified water that has had minerals added…

Painted because of body damage and they couldn’t replace the panel?

What are you talking about? The red one is a manual.

As I’m inclined to claim, this old girl is my 1931 Ford Model A. I drive her as many chances as I get which, in the South, is quite a lot. I started driving it when I was 16 and later on it spent 2 years as my only car. Whenever Doug used to inquire what he should buy and live with, I never hesitated to tell him to…

Dear 19-year old SmugAardvark,

Thanks man...that’s why I’m here, and they let me write fun stuff too!

Goddammit, Tom. Everything you write is just gold, man. Never seen anything consistent about financial responsibility or true car-buying help on any other automotive sites.

That is quite a story.

I fully realize this is correct in quirks and price. My seventh grade history teacher, Mr Rowan, had a paralyzed lower lip, a fat wife who taught chemistry and this car. I could NEVER drive deadlip’s hooptie.

I remember reading this article when it came out! I was just about to turn 13 and I had a non-running VW Bug I’d gotten from my neighbor in trade for mowing his lawn for a year and thought I could build some kind of kit car. I thought that Manta was great! Of course it never happened because I was 13 but I did get the…

When I was deployed to Afghanistan, I spent the first year I was there living with the Afghan army with two other soldiers from my unit. I had a dog named Sasha that would sleep under the stairs of my hut for shade during the day, which was awesome because I was on night shift and she guarded the door while I slept…

Tavarish gave me a “free” Jetta to desecrate with low quality modifications. The car arrived in California with a broken windshield. The towing company said they would take care of it and noted on the receipt that they would do so. The owner of the tow company stopped returning my phone calls and emails. I tried…

as always, the answer is miata

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?