Pheonix7284
Pheonix7284
Pheonix7284

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

nah

Update: I’ve been staring at that old newspaper photo on and off ever since that day last week - trying to will it into making some kind of sense. After posting this story, I felt like I had to look at it one more time. I just realized - that doll the little girl is holding? Is my doll, the one my aunt gave me.

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

Fantastic concept.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

really? I mean I don’t understand how people don’t get it. Either we as men except that women can come up to our level and be cool with it or we admit that we want all the privelage and it makes us afraid that woman are trying to climb up on to the pier.

This b.s. about how rights need to TRULY equal is just a thinly

Writing for the majority, Justice Roberts said, “Holy shit, this whole lawsuit was so fucking stupid.”

My heels broke before my grad ceremony (maaaaaybe because I was rocking back and forth on them and fidgeting because heels are the devil) so I clomped across the stage in my fancy dress and combat boots. Thank fuck it was a public school. My mother likes to pretend she was angry, but she knows I looked rad.

Craftsman: we took my grandfather’s 50 year old broken wrench to Sears and they handed us a new one. No questions, no paperwork.

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

Nerds: “Ooooooh.” “Ahhhhhh.”

"I don't need to justify how I earn a living any more than you do."

EVERYONE loves ponies! (or miniature horses)

Yeah I don't even care that the van is pink. I like pink. But their excuse that they wanted it to be eye catching (yeah, obviously) is pretty weak - you know what else is eye catching? Yellow. Orange. Green. COLORS IN GENERAL. I'd be far, far more offended by the "kitchen table" comment if I were British. Go away and

"Lumping atheists together is like lumping people who don't smoke together."

own it. don't wash your face for like two days

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