Later, due to a very unlikely yet convincing witness, details emerged that Ma'lik Richmond may have actually been the ringleader in the rape.

Basically, I think people accidentally go home to the wrong house after a night drinking fairly often. Sometimes you end up arrested and almost shot, like Timmins. Sometimes you just get an awesome note like this guy. Just remember to lock your door if you live by a bar.

Tuukka Rask waass also noott so eaassily fooled by the paattern in thiiss seenntence.

This type of thing happens all the time at the Jersey Shore. Walking home from bar + all houses look the same + most people renting for short time/crashing at friends and can't remember where they are staying = stuff like this. I know almost a dozen people that have either done this or have woke up with people on…