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it doesn’t work because the original movies were a metaphor of male ejaculation power. “busting makes me feel good” and the proton packs with phallic tips spewing white stuff...even the ghosts themselves were basically jizz. Just doesn’t work with female protagonists.

Geriatric Han Solo in the Force Awakens: “Chewie, we’re home” , not realizing that , eyesight and memory failing, he long ago abandoned Chewie and picked up ET instead

everyone met your wife on match.com 17 years ago

How the fuck did they get such a collection of people with weird names in one place?

I thought same happened without Pokemon Go, but they called it cruisin’

there’s a book by Poul Anderson sort of like that

you must be new here...

100 million could have fed a lot of the hungry....

with global warming, could we get more tsunamis from separating rocks previously bonded by ice?

I can put several IDEs on my phone

but I get all this on my old slider android phone

HPOA

wow. That guy is thinking dick

LOL BLACK ROLAND HOW DUMB

Drowning in Befuddlement -have sex with a woman. any woman

being able to choose when to work is one of the main draws of being a freelancer.

you should read Red Mars, beautiful description of such ship

betting she’s a stripper too

The lesser of two weavils, eh?

single men working 24/7.actively discouraged to leave city.