carry a self defense bright flashlight with strobe function and crenelated bezel

Don’t stay in the fight:

before VR you were so bored of straight porn that you had basically switched to shemales 100%?

why would you ever take them off?

80% of the people playing Rust sound like little girls who use the N word a lot.

said husband must also like cream pies?

the word basic is 2015

#FirstWorldProblems

You really lost all your VR cred when you said you had a girlfriend

not everyone goes for ladyboys

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maybe he is one of those people who gets turned on by this? like a swinger?

What kind of benefits does your husband get from this, besides a higher risk of STDs? Is he very ugly / insecure?

it ain’t rape if you’re paid, amiright?

I must be younger than you because I remember Virtual Valerie 2, with prerendered 3D graphics

fuck that deranged wrestler piece of shit, he deserved it. Gawker will win the appeal.

Duck Sauce?

hehe fuck the game industry, happy I didn’t choose this path. I can’t handle being forced to work overtime, I’d throw a hissy fit in a second and leave

the problem with 3d printers is that they are very slow and the plastic filament used is pretty expensive. Dunno if there are enough rich and patient hobbyists out there to keep this fad alive.

the problem with 3d printers is that they are very slow and the plastic filament used is pretty expensive. Dunno if…

GOOD!