Their fault for being so delicious.

No, sorry, you're wrong. The archetypal Simmons quote is "It's weird that nobody gives us credit for this," referring to "multimedia" on Grantland.

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

Shut your limey mouth you potato eating bastage!

you speak for yourself!

"Should have left you dead, Billy!"

A Mockingbird To Remember (1960)

No.

Throw Mamba from the Train

I think I found Kershaw's problem - per ESPN, he was only giving 108% of his pitches in the NLDS. Gotta give that last 2%!

Welcome to America. Where economic inequity is accepted, but complaining about it is not?

Are you trolling the comment section of your own article?

Good list, Greg. Some people are bound to disagree with the order, but that's okay. It's not like these are set in stone.

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

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The Cubs groundskeepers could have sure used the Invisible Hand of the Free Market to help them unroll that tarp.

But it's dark, how will the protesters see them? Maybe they could burn something?