Nice "journalism" Deadspin you didn't even tell us if he ever caught up to the steeple.

I was down in Memphis last week for a mini-vacation, and one of the first stops was the National Civil Rights Museum at the Lorraine Motel. Standing there and looking into room 306 was one of the most somber moments I've ever experienced. The entire journey, or dare I say struggle, that African Americans have…

Punk rock.

Let's not rule anyone out

Hey, they gave it a good effort, and got pretty close; I'm pretty sure their manager appreciates that more than most.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

I know Brazil felt entitled to win this World Cup, seeing as they were hosts and all, but you can't always get what you want.

The semi-final solution

Who is that ginger mother fucker on Belgium ? Looks like a white oppressor.

Mandible of the Match?

Elephant walk of shame.

You're wrong. He was fantastic, and your opinions on soccer are officially worthless.

He looks like Desmond Hume

Somewhere in the rain forest, a primitive tribe is worshiping the Brazuca Rooney blasted on the corner kick. "Oh mighty Ahh-Dee-Dahs!!! Take us to the ginger wanker who sent you here!"

Eh - we should beat Ghana. If Ronaldo isn't 100 percent, he can be a non-factor. The Champions League final is a good example - his penalty notwithstanding, he was not that influential. It will take a hell of an effort from whoever is playing RM and RB. And then, hopefully Germany will already be in the next round and…

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