They got that transfer from Iowa at QB, no? Rudock? He’s no Jeff Endzone, but he’s thrown a ball or two.

As a UM fan, I’m not expecting anything this year. I would take 8 wins in a heartbeat. But come on dude, do some research. Jake Rudock was already a starter for Iowa last year, and Ty Isaac was a former five star recruit. Zero mention of either guy is not a good look.

Leave it to an MSU grad to not be able to decipher the first goddamn paragraph.

On offense, the Wolverines bring in three quarterbacks who have yet to throw a touchdown in their collegiate careers.

[insert MSU grads can’t read joke here]

Eh... No mention of Jake Rudock or Ty Isaac? Impressive research.

If there’s a group that deserves to be mocked it’s definitely those people who genuinely care about something.

Purposely trolling a practice for a fake thing that probably won’t matter to begin with needs to be known as ‘Trumping”.

I’m sure some people here are going to rush to call this guy the Worst Dad Ever, while others will laud him for trying to get a souvenir for his daughter without really putting her in harm’s way. Me? I’m just going to ride the fence.

yes out of the two of us i appear to be the wet blanket

Were there any preposterous trade proposals in your Fantasy Football League that year that you could share with us? Those are fun to read about.

You are everything that’s wrong with America. Nobody is interested in hearing your fantasy football stories. Do you also have a bad beat poker story to tell?

It’s a fucking joke. Jokes are often told at social gatherings which are sometimes called parties. Social gatherings that you’re no longer invited to because, “That Bradmardagon and his wife just can’t take a fucking joke”.

Yep, there’s a rule against it. Page T-28 of the rules for pool play tournaments:

“When a manager or coach instructs his/her players to play poorly for any reason, such as, but not limited to the following, such action may result in the manager’s removal by the umpire-in-chief, and/or removal of the manager, coach(es)…

How inhumane!

You’re supposed to put the matador out of his misery after you defeat him, Bull.

Normally with the Mets, it’s a dead canary.

You know who else has the fucking Secret Service? Obama. You know who else has to face hecklers who get into his speeches? Obama. So that “Hillary has Secret Service” excuse is bull.

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

Hillary gets advance notice and a closed door private meeting, Sanders and O’Malley get ambushed. Right.

Gary, Keith, and Ron are a national treasure and none shall speak ill of them.