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That was not what producers were expecting when they read “writes for GQ” on his application...

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

As of press time, Gawker Media is still coping with its inability to identify the fraternity's role in his death.

This whole thing should be a cautionary tale about pursuing narrative and cause over analyzing stories and facts on a case by case basis. But alas, the people that need to won't heed that lesson.

The fact that you can jump into someone and have the foul called on the person who didn't initiate contact is stupid, anyway.

Asked about his choice of attire and hair, Laettner replied, "You know, Mormony, morp problems."

...quest for easily YouTubeable viral sensations that he can then sell ads against so as to turn a larger personal profit...

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

I'm an addict and I constantly hide things from people. Until you understand the disease of addiction, you will not understand the honor in this move by Josh (omgomgomg we are on a first name basis because we are both in the program!)

must be nice being perfect!

Chris Treager deserves a much higher rating based on THIS ALONE!

I disagree with you, is not something that you will hear me say in this comment.

Someone likes Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa way too much. (I do have a soft spot for Jean Ralphio, but come on.)

Anne Perkins. last. Always and forever.

The Biker dude - Herman Lerpiss - is part of Pawnee Royalty

Brett and Harris should be no. 1 :(

This is LITERALLY a bad list Drew Magary!

The placement of Perd is high, an assesment of his worth as a character that holds that he is better than 27 characters, but worse than 3.

Oh yes, Traction Park. A rite of passage for Tri-State Area kids.