No, during the Rich Rodriguez years the team's defense was incomprehensibly awful, now it's the offense. Totally different. Horrible defense = crack addiction, horrible offense = drunk driving. Everyone knows this.

Heh, I thought you were calling me an old fart for being old enough to see Philadelphia when it came out, glad to hear you're even older than me.

1943. How are the words I put on this typewriter magically appearing on this new-fangled telly-screen? Nurse, I need my meds!

Actually, I thought the comment was on point when it comes to Philadelphia. I remember watching that movie when it came out and thinking that some of the homophobia was over the top even for the time — I mean, they had lawyers telling stories in open court about beating up gay guys in the navy, and laughing about it…

And one point, McConaughey, while grocery shopping with Leto, runs into one of his old pals who can't believe he's hanging out with one of them crossdressing gays. McConaughey turns on his tough-guy face: "He's a person, just like you and me." This is a movie about the AIDS crisis that feels obliged to remind us that…

Just when I think you couldn't sink any lower after your atrocious "foods of the 50 states" list, you make a list like this . . . and totally redeem yours. . . .

???? What part of "not that what Ray Allen did was wrong in any way" didn't you understand?

Yes, but he had to be convinced by the Celtics to do so. Waiving a no-trade clause at the request of your current team is not the same as leaving your team in free agency for less money.

If they were going to go with tourist boardwalk crap, they could have at least said funnel cake.

At least four things should have come before salt water taffy, pork roll being the most obvious, but also Italian hot dogs, disco fries and rippers.

So conflicted. I love Albert's articles, but how can I ever trust him after his incomprehensibly faulty assessment of NY pizza?

Come to think of it, Woodson would be a fine name for a boy. I'd love to have a little Woody — no one could make fun of that name!

LL Cool J begs to differ, and who are we to question Cool James?

Or for his apartment buildings to be populated by blacks!

Tommy, you're missing the mark on this one. Not everyone with character issues commits murder. Everyone who commits murder has character issues.

It's a shame that the word "derp" is now considered politically incorrect.

In Bill Simmons's world, there must always be a unified theory that explains how and why everything happens. And that theory must be something dreamed up by Simmons, and Simmons alone. And that theory is NEVER wrong.

You're engaging, and agreeing with, a white supremacist. Check out his commenting history. You should be embarrassed.

Yes, Jazz guys touting a Jazz player and ignoring the Bucks player. That was the point.

My bad then. I've gotten pissed in the past at people criticizing announcers based on the 10 second snippets used in a clip, and then I go and do the same thing. Doh.