@kubelikwise: Excellent.

@Artie Fufkin: Then it got very interesting, then it got very, very interesting . . . then suddenly I lost interest.

@PontiusPirate: Heh . . . he said cock leer.

@PimpMyCouch: You liked Ugly Kid Joe? I don't even know you, but I can tell that I hate everything about you. . . . . Everything about you . . . .

@CassandraSays: Allow me to rebut your argument, somewhat. The link is to video of Ms Hendricks from the TV show Firefly, when she was either 26 or 27. She remains a gorgeous, gorgeous woman, to be sure, but I'd have to rate her 26 year old self slightly higher.

@JosephFinn:

@FavreFAIL: Congrats, buddy. And, if the first emailer in the post above is correct, I guess congratulations are due to AJ as well.

Why are you showing a clip from Major League 2?

@SAtown-Hero: Well, they are leathery.

@FavreFAIL: I always like when FavreFAIL promotes my comments, because it makes me feel cultured, tolerant and well-dressed.

@Delonte, Interrupted: That is horrible. That is also one of the few times I literally laughed out loud at a comment. So I'm horrible too, just not as funny as you.

If you've ever asked yourself why some kind of cool technology doesn't exist yet, or why one thing is a certain way and not a better way, it's because a lawyer kept it from happening. Lawyers ruin EVERYTHING.

@titansfan78: Well, they certainly know what not to do.

And just like that, the amount of Yeshiva poontang that Jordan Farmar would have gotten in the Tri-State area has declined exponentially.

@apd09: Surprisingly, the whites never responded. Nevertheless, resiliently, the Jews have now offered Madoff to the blacks for JJ Redick. Let's see if they have better luck.

Forget the nosepicking. The bangs sticking out under the front of the cap is what he should really be embarassed about.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Delonte Interrupted referred to "Phrase as a question? Same phrase as a statement." as a tired meme, and DBM made a joke about that being a running theme in the headlines this week.

At first I thought Simmons was a douchebag for giving Kahn an unfairly hard time. Fuck you Kahn, for forcing me to acknowledge Simmons as an astute judge of character.

Not to be a humorless turd, but Temptation and Hawaiian War Chant are staples of the Michigan Marching Band, and thus aren't really incongruous in the context of a video showing every Gardner snap during the spring game, which isn't exactly a "mix tape" and is something only die hard Michigan fans (if them) would want…

This is all just because of some mistaken capitalization by an asshole reporter. The actual quote should read "You all are going to make it seem like the world trade is coming down again," clearly a reference to the decline in the international stock markets. What, you think Wade is such an idiot that he doesn't…