No, you stay classy, anonymous Phish fan who took cell phone pics of a bottomless teenager.

It all make sense now . . . this whole thing started with Slava Fetisov!

Who would have thought that a show from the creator of Veronica Mars and Cupid wouldn't a get a third season.

@HughJackmanOffForCandy: Correction:

Unfortunately, he celebrates like a real jackass.

I didn't know Gus Johnson speaks Spanish.

@HockeyMountain: Not predictable at all, since Amanda Bynes is more of a DaMarcus Beasley type.

Yesterday, Landon Donovan played 90 minutes of listless, tight-assed soccer

I love the initial deflation in every video when Dempsey's shot is blocked, followed by the eruption when Donovan puts in the follow.

So what, who cares?

@UweBollocks: Were you surprised when he told you that he could perform a vasectomy using the reiki method?

@ClueHeywood: I think msquared nailed it.

@hypocriteoath: That was mighty magnanimous of you. Pleasure to spar on the internet with you, we are both credits to society.

@hypocriteoath: Love getting lectured by commenters with online names straight out of amateur hour. Your avatar has to do with Tennis and you're crying about soccer.

@hypocriteoath: Player is facing the goal. has a defender ON HIS BACK (that means behind him)

@norbizness: That ref is either corrupt And/orra incompetent

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: The fact that good teams have benchwarmers who rarely get to play sums up the NBA for you? Does it also sum up the NFL, the MLB, the MLS, and just about every other pro sports league?

@Who's Cartwright?: Syracuse's broadcasting school is actually pretty famous. And obscene number of sports broadcasters graduated from the program (eg Bob Costas, Marv Albert, Dick Stockton, Len Berman, Sean McDonough, Mike Tirico, to name a few). Captain Syracuse is a douche, but not because he assumed people knew…

@Grahmo: They are, and in return for getting to learn how to do stuff they also have to do the occasional grunt work. As anyone who's ever had an internship will tell you.

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: He had been shopping a reality TV show based on his "daredevil" kids, and had a deal for said show before his daughter's trip. That is highly suggestive that the trip was to promote the TV show, and not that the TV show was the result of the ship. The guy was actively courting fame.