@ClueHeywood: I was just fucking with you - I was hoping to at least get a futile google search out of it! Sorry, carry on. (+1 on the original joke, by the way)

@ClueHeywood: I'm assuming this is a "joke" about Kiki resigning today after being diagnosed with stomach cancer. Really not cool.

@UNC_Samurai: Damnit, you beat me to the punch.

From a football perspective, the real concern is that if a game goes into overtime, he will be more than happy to play for the tie.

@TT-Zop: And if there's one thing the NFL is lacking, it's white quarterbacks. (Or tight ends, for that matter).

Roethlisberger has the much better arm, but they both aren't considered textbook quarterbacks.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Ugh. Thank you - my curiosity is sated, and I'm sorry I asked.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Can someone give a hint about the nature of the comment? Just curious about how offensive one has to be to justify banishment, since there are other posts of questionable taste in this thread that haven't raised any eyebrows.

I'm dead enough. This isn't why I went into dieting.

@Weed Against Speed: If it was a Rick Roll reference, Odom would have said that Barnes was "never gonna give [Kobe] up," and that they'd be "together forever".

So Mormon guy won't jerk off, but he will accept premarital handjobs? Isn't that like saying it violates his religion to drink coffee, as he snorts lines of coke off an underage hooker's chest?

@Kam Fong As Chin Ho: I think you missed my point. I didn't say that the comparison of Tiger Woods to Ali as a whole was reasonable — it isn't, for all the reasons you cite. I just said that one element of Simmons' argument — that Ali had more vociferous support than Tiger will — rang true.

While I fear the consequences of what I'm about to write, doesn't one element of Simmons' thesis ring true? While Ali certainly had more people against him than Tiger, there was also a significant number of people who not only rooted for him, but saw him as a hero. The utter adoration he received had to be a…

Wait, the McDLT had the cheese on the cold side? Cold cheese on a hamburger? Fuck you, McDonald's. Fuck you.

Really? Deadspin is really posting the picture of a hot undergrad who got arrested for DUI, just because she's a cheerleader and so there is the most tenuous connection to sports? Really?

@FavreFAIL: Look who's talking. You should just change your handle to "Favre".

@AlwaysBeenTim: how he second guessed filmmakers (Beetlejuice would be a funny movie if it weren't from that Michael Keaton character)

@sylvie calls shotgun!!: That's why I am sure that anyone who has met him, knowing his personality, who can write such mean things at his expense is an irredeemable ass.

@powermatic: Apologies for potentially missing the humor, but you are joking, right? You don't really think that people are sitting with a video camera trained on the TV in case something funny happens?