OMG...those dresses would look HORRIBLE on me. I was trying dresses last week for a gala I'm going to and one of the dresses I picked looked something like the bridal gown (I only wanted to try it on for fun)....of course, it looked HORRIBLE on me.

Asian cultures tend to be very old fashioned when it comes to skin tone. The lighter you are, the more likely you have aristocratic/upper class roots (even in so-called meritocratic China where you can "technically" move up the social ladder by passing exams...but we all know that the alcoholic son of a tenth…

I'm a little jealous of women who aren't attached these days. You don't have boy issues to deal with!

Time to make the guys do housework!

Re Stacey London: If she's against people spending oodles on big name brands, then GOOD FOR HER! If she's alluding to the fact that minorities don't have the money to buy big name brands, then she's never met any Snooty Tai Tais.

hate, hate, hate "little lady." Also, the only person who can call me "sweetie" is my boyfriend.

Danny isn't as horsey looking as he was back in the day. But yeah, the 10 year old in me still wants to be Mrs. Joseph Mulrey McIntyre :)

This girl HAS to be bigger than a UK 16. A UK 16 is a size 12 here, and if she's 5'10", she doesn't look a 12 or 16.

I had my hair professionally cut from age 9, but nothing else until I was 12 and got my ears pierced. I got my first professional mani/pedi when I was 16.

@Archetype: My thoughts exactly.

@BrainyHistorian: Daniel Craig is also a funny looking Bond. He's hot from the neck down, but neck up? Kinda fug.

Hey Bobby...no drugs before Whitney? Somehow, I don't believe you.

BR's Monogram line is just a preppier version of what they have already. Very meh...and I actually like BR.

Ehhh..this is nothing more than a glamourized Sex and the City tour. There have been SATC tours since the show began.

Ok ladies...joke's over! April Fool's ends after 12 noon and it's past noon on the west coast...

Eva@bellethellama:

I got the NKOTB msg yesterday...the 10 year old in me was squealing.

On Coach: It isn't as expensive as some brands and they don't have crazy waiting lists like Hermes.

@tscheese:

What 25 year old would possibly be interested in a 17 year old?