People who don't want to be at the beach with people like you.

But, conversely, you’re running about a 75% success rate on acceptable margaritas.

The people on the boat tossing food to get the pig closer to the alligator are dicks. You know, all three species in the video are dicks.

“... and companies leaving or considering leaving the research triangle”. Well, yeah, it was pink....

No.

Seriously. I know this cop out in Salt Lake City and he’s always like, “God damn Harry S. Truman and his fucking bullshit plan for uniting the General Land Office and the Grazing Service. That shit what fine as it was, but no, that MOTH-ER FUCK-ER had to go and combine them into some bullshit 'Bureau'. Shit, that…

Ive written this same comment in some form on all of these threads. Just because the narrative is that he’s a douche doesn’t mean he is. Google “Cristiano” and “charity”. He doesn’t advertise it, but he’s among the top five athletes in the world for his charity work, both in money and time. He’d be a douche to brag…

I live in Madrid. With my seven weeks of vacation, I’ve travelled extensively in both. Portugal is a much better place to visit. And they're much better neighbors. Fact.

You use the “dismiss” button as well for comments as for soccer tournaments. You’re salty; maybe you should rank chips or something.

You greatly underestimate the hidden counterproductive “virtues” of repressing the libidos of Utah girls. I’m not Mormon, but I lived in Utah; your joke applies better to cops than Mormon girls. At least that was true in the 90s.

Or the equally stupid corollary, “He didn’t show leadership; he was on the SIDELINES.”

You should do color commentary. You seem to both understand the sport and count with a clever wit and quick tongue!

I’m sure Billy will chose the most reasonable amongst them all.

And yet, there they are, about to hoist the trophy. They surely are shit!

Moth-erfucking awesome! Payetback’s a bitch!

Your dad called from 1994, he wants his refund for Hooked On Phonics.

You wouldn’t like the blowjobs that George Will demands. It’s literally a ziplock filled with jello in a windy dugout.

He pays the bills of numerous terminally ill young cancer patients and was named the most charitable sports figure last year by dosomething.org, beating even John Cena and Serena Williams. He is a generous man. And he cares a lot about the game and his role, as his tears showed. And he didn’t quit on his country or…

+2 (years’ suspended sentence)