It wouldn't be fair to have Matias sit next to him.

Either way, it’s still a SEC’s crime.

Because they're diametrically opposed in terms of talent and charitable contributions, I assume.

Incidentally, “beaver tranquilizer” is the second sexiest pet name Mrs. Ilitch has for her husband.

Johnny Rotten.

Just turn the other Cheek.

Literally nobody here in Spain would ever say Aqua is popular here. Zero people.

I saw that as well, but I’m half as clever. On the other hand, Cosby’s cameo in “Drip: I do you!” is must-see porn!

Latin-American? Central-American? North-American?

Hold the fuck up you madman! “Shallow-thinking” is hyphenated. Don't you ever forget that!

“Hey, don’t look at us. It anus who wrecked em!”

Except, knowing he was into getting pissed on and other humiliation play, I'm guessing he might like it.

I think you have to be, uhm, “tanner” and driving an old Toyota to a job site.

I don’t live in the US anymore so I don’t really follow the late night stuff, but is his sidekick guy always so terrible? He’s like that guy in high school who always had to say something about everything. Not even low-hanging fruit. It's like picking up pits off the frosted ground two months after that shit fell.

Thanks for the Cliff’s Notes, champ. Always great to have a friend acing AP Comment Summarizing.

Please hold to to narrative: Cristiano Ronaldo always bad. Dude has photo shoots for which he gets paid.

I’ve lived in both NW Montana (and gone skiing at Mt Baker, Crystal Mountain, etc.) and Utah (where we’d get in at least 90 days a year since Solitude and Brighton were 25 min from my high school and Snowbird and Alta 25 min from my house.

I'm not Mormon and, as I've said elsewhere, I grew up in Montana. People bag on Utah way too much. My parents used to prohibit me from going to school when it dumped. Instead Id take my 55 Willys Wagon up to Alta or Snowbird and enjoy life. Glad you love Seattle. I took my wife (Spanish, we live in Spain) there a year…

Sounds good!

Apparently you didn’t like snowboarding or skiing.