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Making bread in a bread maker may, technically, be making it from scratch, but I certainly wouldn’t call it rewarding. It’s as labor intensive as picking it up from aisle 12, except you get a hole in it and spent a lot more on it. It’s quaint, perhaps.

Making bread in a bread maker may, technically, be making it from scratch, but I certainly wouldn’t call it

Scoreboard.

This is hilarious. There was literally nothing Meyers could have done, or can do now. Boys will be boys, after all. Especially key pieces on his offense who have given indications that they may be future problems.

His party-crashing night begins with wardrobe selection, where favorite pieces include a Karl Lagerfeld for H&M blazer and a white Dior sweater.

- Todd Marinovich, also as a USC frosh

I’m perplexed by the apostrophe on “sports”. I’m sure it’s conventionally wrong, but the error connotes something that is also somewhat true. It’s all bathed in sardony as internet comments are wont to be, like a modern garum. All umami, all you and me. I digress, your errors are fascinating and I want to study you.

I'm American but live in Spain. Everyone mocks Americans for the stereotype about not knowing where countries are. I always ask them to point out Arizona. And when they can't I mention that they fucking OWNED it, so that's much worse than someone from Pennsitucky not knowing where Huelva is.

Actually it’s because in the HAM radio world, operators are called “HAMsters” and they dial “wheels”. It's true, lots of guys in my high school were HAMsters and spinning the wheel was no big deal.

Still, just because the lesbians in the suburban people carrier on the way to the estate sale didn’t respond to “hey ladies” doesn’t entitle the protege lesbian to hurl the ball at anyone else.

I was invited to a VIP Watchmaker event by Omega. Mostly because my father in law couldn’t go and the Omega Botique had me down for a few services and repairs. As they gave this super intimate talk and had me disassemble and reassemble a movement these guys could do in ten minutes, I just kept thinking about everyone

And the kicker is, she’s Jewish!

Not only that, children all over America have let butterflies flap their wings.

No, no, no... He didn’t mean fences, he meant fencing! You know, what those guys who wear masks do? Acting as an interlocutor by receiving stolen property and passing it on to someone else... Super helpful drill, actually.

I also should have mentioned that the Cava appellation is not limited to northern Spain. The Consejo Regulador del Cava allows 159 municipalities to use the appellation. Most are in the north, yes, but there is one in each, for example, Valencia and Badajoz. For those don't live in Spain, I would drive south from

My problem with this story was that the server said there was no such thing as Cava that isn’t dry. As someone who has lived his whole adult life in Spain (wife a kid and everything), I assure that person that there absolutely is. Maybe not at your restaurant, but Cava can have anywhere from 0 grams per liter (brut

You're so good you don't even know the difference between assault and battery. Jesus, why does everyone have to pretend to be a lawyer. I actually AM one and pretend NOT to be.

Pretty sure if he punched somebody in the face that would be battery. Confusing that with assault is a pretty un-lawyerly thing to do. Not saying you’re not a lawyer; however, if you are, you’re doing damage to the profession.

/Ed Hochuli hangs head, pushes some dirt around with his feet and slowly walks toward the exit.

But we talkin’ ‘bout PRACTICE....

They change how they sound on your resume/resumé/résumé.