"Person out there... WHO.... "

I'm not the person to whom you are responding, but I'll admit, as an American who is a permanent resident on another continent, that I didn't know the person's name. I had heard that there was some issue with some reality star on a show I have never seen since it hasn't been picked up in this obviously backward…

The webpage of Deadspin.com? Elegantly phrased. And when was the last time he was highly visible on Reddit? I never see him on /r/nfl anymore and, to be honest, he was pretty down-to-earth in all exchanges. And why are you watching CNN?

Because, when proving a joke is bad, it is sufficient that at least one person didn't get it and needed an explanation as to why it was ACTUALLY at the expense of people who think like that? Gotcha.

I had to check Westlaw; apparently Minnesota does have a criminal defamation statute. Idiotic.

I grew up in Montana, so I think I can handle the pucks as well. Nothing like being 6 years old and spraying some cocky 16 year old who can't skate but is awkwardly trying to impress his equally awkward girlfriend...

Very nice. I see your family makes a wonderful coq au throbbing vin.

Next time you're in Madrid, send me a PM and you and my Spanish and American friends can all go to a match using my abono de socios for Real Madrid and those of my family/friends. You watch how many times they juggle baseballs. The only thing I ask is that you and your friends juggle a baseball in front of me before…

Allow me to retort: hahaha how stupid is PKLF thinking that they can't juggle as well with solid core balls because it hurts. Dude, it totally doesn't hurt them! They have like, you know, like plastic things in their cleats, so they can juggle fine!

Totally worth spending time discussing this with me, right? Because MY standards are wrong. As someone who gets to see CR7 every week or two in El Bernabeau, this was fun to see (a pesar de todo lo jodido que nos está pasando actualmente, aún así nos lo pasamos muy bien). I sincerely apologize that you and your Phish…

What does Stuart mean in English? Does it mean "Steward" (because all last names are also common nouns)? Dude, you're (sic) name literally means, in Englishm Judge Steward Holden!

Do you know why they invented hacky sacks instead of just using baseballs (hint: physics!). It has nothing to do with it hurting, although, if it hurts, that's certainly the consequence of my sardonic implication about why people don't use baseballs to juggle (hint 2: PHYSICS!).

Long Answer?

Also, Drew Henson.

You don't think he's intentionally kicking it back to CR7? I haven't seen the full video, although I assume you have since you're so adamant about this. Do you juggle a lot with baseballs? Because I'm pretty damn good with anything that doesn't have a solid core, but I'm pretty impressed to see people juggling a…