This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

As a Pats fan, my initial reaction was to freak out that it wasn’t a PI call. However, upon seeing the reply immediately after, it’s pretty obvious that, even if you don’t take into account the initial contact by Gronk, he and Kam were equally physical. Begrudgingly, I have to agree it was a good no-call.

Fuck you, white people. You bunch of ignorant racists. You all ruined America. We hate you. You suck.

Can he sleep away from Trump Tower? Perhaps it’s Source gives him his cheeto-y power.

You’ve done a great job here pointing out a phenomenon known as “point-and-laugh liberalism.” Maybe if the Democrats adopted the a policy of unconditional respect, one that was advocated by... what’s his name.... the old white guy from Vermont, we wouldn’t be staring at this goddamn travesty. These people are…

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Thank god you’re here sad ice cube.

But really, his only reason for being in your game is to make sure that you don’t inadvertently do something that will cause you pain.

Let That Be Your Last.....attempt at humor.

you are wrong.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

The Venn Diagram of Cowboys fans & Trump Supporters is the same damn circle drawn twice on top of each other.

Your fridge list is so far off. Ketchup has to be number one. Because you never throw it out until there is a new bottle. Because there is always the hope that one good shake will provide whatever amount you need.

How you can love someone so evil?

I have always gotten a big kick out of the fact that my state’s sport is jousting. Of course, the only place you ever get to see it is at the Renaissance Festival, while eating a giant turkey leg that always looks far better than it tastes, or some other food on a stick (so much food on a stick! Just as in days of…

Somewhere, Keith Morrison is furiously looking for the lone picture of Graswald that “Dateline” will feature over and over in the one hour special....

Now I feel really old, given that this was my Saturday morning jam:

Don’t forget Schoolhouse Rock! One of the happier moments of my adult life was when I treated myself to a set of ALL the Schoolhouse Rocks (ostensibly for the kidlet, but I’m pretty sure the entire family knew who it was really for). Especially since I take great pride in being one of the few people I knew who can…

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

It’s like Spongebob hit a windshield at 100 mph