If your image chip has more than 1280 or 1920 pixels in its short dimension, the idea of holding the phone vertically will not interfere with capturing a nice horizontal image.

Wouldn't bearing the load of a 400 pound midwesterner be #1?

Why not exactly 500 days in a year. Some of which count twice?

On zero atmosphere, wouldn't there be a tendency to let out the biggest burp ever?

Examine the interior of your own digestive system. Kinda like the way food was before it became meat, bread, milk or anything else. I'll stick to nuts. My people.

"Human decency?" "Etiquette?" The Internet? What planet keeps making these extreme Zuckerbergs?

Of course, to see each dot, you need the really BIG printout version. About county size.

What did these sell for when new?

Carbonated gasoline doesn't work.

Name three working mechanisms that still function first time, every time, after two thousand years of being loaded and cocked.

Self-stirring pot? Is stirring just spinning? When I stir, things get mixed, not spun.

He is working on a blockbuster new concept he calls "Two Pound Fish." We can't wait.

What was the warrantee on Autonomy?

So that's where that thing went.

The next big thing is movies you get to write, shoot, edit and distribute yourself.

It's so sharp and clear!

Magnet Detection 101: If the object under the influence of a magnet accelerates as it moves toward its apparent destination, it's probably a magnet. If that acceleration is linear, it's probably gravity moving the object. If it's constant or slowing over the course of its traverse, it's probably just garden-variety…

I love that a commercial in a foreign language (selling colorful balls to fill your car up with?) runs at an enforced 30 seconds before seeing the video. Frio!

Of course.

Literalist!