There is nothing as Over as Christmas.

Just tell them that Santa has Quantum Computing that lets him be many places at once.

Was the Devo in 1978?

Dear Mr. NASA,

48,300,000 per day x 30 days = 1,449,000,000 gallons for the month.

Unfortunately, that algorithm did not include a human thumbs thisaway voting step.

Eton the school failed to renew their Trademark™ back in 1506. So they lost control of that.

There are "survival" radios from Eton that will crank-recharge your cell phone for this money. Look for their Red Cross-branded models. One has solar, crank, battery and AC power. Plus a multi-band radio. And if the radio has power, your cell can recharge USB. SAME PRICE!

So, if I'm parsing your narrative correctly, the thing you have years and years of experience viewing (24 fps flat) was the thing you warmed up to, and the new thing was the thing you weren't able to warm up to? Now you know—firsthand—the insidious way prejudices and xenophobia get started at the subconscious level.

The crowd we must protect ourselves from the most are all those Fab assassins.

Now that we are in the crosshairs of the End of the World, I would like to apologize for saying all those things.

Something's wrong. I don't hear the stereo. Those are stereo grooves, right?

The globe and image had to be upside down. A ball of water forms an upside-down image of what lies beyond it. The camera was likely locked to the same support that held the empty snow globe (or was it just a ball of glass?) and shot wider with an over-the-lens aperture pattern to get the background bokeh to look like…

The trillion dollar price tag will fade into the background as soon as they make a billion of these. Then the price will be just $1000 each.

These guys need to get their hands on some davejohnstonite. Much cheaper and almost as good.

If you stare at them with slightly crossed eyes, you see a swan in 3D.

Don't ever buy a camera body that has removed its lens, then set down with its mouth wide open facing the sky. Or one that has been mouth open on a dealer's shelf. The D800 is a stunning camera, but keeping the dust out is a 24/7 exercise in vigilance.

So can the condom cold.

It's not all fun and gaze. When the Harriers get closer, he has to wash their windshields.

They should have stopped and set a spell.