People wonder why Nibiru is invisible. The answer is quite simple. It is made of stark matter.

Giz got a Cease And Desist? I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

This is nature's way of telling you there is just too much hard disk space in the world, today.

Yeah! Whatever happened to fairness in war. Not like the good old days...

I'm going to stick with both.

Chipcinoma?

I like smoked fish better. Lots of puns possible with that.

I did notice that TBS ignored the idea.

The method that worked for me: iPhone into the sink. Blow out with mouth exhale. Put phone under lux0 light dimmed to deliver tolerable warmth at phone distance from bulb. Overnight sleep. Next day the warm, dry phone worked.

I want video chopsticks!

If you use public transportation, it looks like Google Maps is the thing for you. But I'm seeing a different picture. Apple Maps has streets that are proportionally wide to their number of lanes. Google doesn't. Apple Maps has more general-interest POIs than GM. Within three blocks of my house Apple Maps has a…

Hammers don't drive nails. Poeple drive nails. Pass it on.

We have something the Mayas never dreamed of: Kardashians!!

And out the downstream side: beaucoup chopped fish!

What about 8:09 and 10 seconds on November 12, 2013?

Quick, now, kiddies; get out your dad's green "laser pointer" he has been hiding in the bedroom and aim it at the NK satellite when it comes overhead. Let's blind that thing, now!

What if Godzilla met the Transformers?

Wow. The picture of my house is flat 2d, several years old, low resolution and seems so much like my father's oldsmobile. Whoopie.

The things Republican women will do to catch a real man.

Send up a supply of eye shades. Ask the airlines where they get theirs.