Between the popcorn and spying on you, it’s got no time to do anything else.

How can a microwave detect my car? Isnt it busy making popcorn?

Jesus, Fuck, fuck off and die. The world does not need douches defending douches.

Thank you for the thorough explanation. I also really appreciate you being such a dick head to the other guy. I hope learns his lesson and never offers insight on anything again unless he isn’t an absolute certified professional.

You’re very invested in these two strangers’ internet argument about traffic light sensors. Are you high?

User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

Can I get a long form article on this?

There’s a few different ways that’s done. The most common systems I’ve worked with are magnetic sensors under the road, pressure sensors under the road, light beam interrupters mounted on the poles at the intersections and good old fashions statistical math and timers. Sometimes they will use a combination of these…

Now I want an article/video on the road sensors for lights. I know they’re there, and I have guesses about who they work work, but I’ve never looked into them fully.

I remember when these tubes were laid out at gas stations; a little bell would ring, alerting the attendant who filled your tank, checked the air in your tires, checked your oil and washed your windshield.

MO-PEDS, MO-PROBLEMS am I right??

I don’t really understand the issue. Mr. Burke acts like Donald Trump invented the “fake news” moniker and concept. Sharyl Atkinson explained where “fake news” came from in a TED talk a month or so ago and it didn’t originate with Donald Trump. In fact, he kind of stole it and subverted it against the very people who…

Really? So the alt media is fake news and these stations ok? Not, these are progressive liberal propaganda agenda news outlets,  to tear our constitution apart, take away our freedoms of speech, religion, and our 2 nd amendment, and alot more freedoms, these read off teleprompter actors/actresses, do and say what they…

Nothing like good old fashioned hypocrisy.
We’re going to combat fake, slanted news by making our anchors read fake, slanted news.

Yes. I am.

Hot take: Any player that would call anyone on the court a “bitch-ass motherfucker” is not one of the “best players in the world.”

“Oh, yeah, I know Devin. For sure.”

It’s over folks, here is the winner.

I think we can all agree that NBA referees generally need to chill out with the techs and ejections, and that no basketball game is improved by having one of the best players in the world removed from it because he got mad.

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.