This is San Diego at Jacksonville. I’m sure all 27 people watching this game won’t hold it against Bortles.

There’s a “FanDuelVille” there? God that’s gotta be the 8th level of hell.

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

Way to fling this at Black Lives Matter.

But that’s the only thing that worked all game!

I’m no big city basketball coach, but at some point, I think Great Lakes Christian really should have stopped running their offense through Gre’Shonda Morton.

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

Bortles/Tannehill

Come on, we all know his nickname is Krapsnaps Bazingas.

Come on, it’s been a handful of games. There’s no reason to drastically change the projections for Russell, Okafor or Porzingis from what they were at draft time or preseason. If Russell was in Philly dominating the ball, and Okafor was struggling for touches in LA, you’d be saying the exact opposite.

Yes, the African American community won AGAIN. When will white people finally catch a goddamn break?!

That depends...are we in a dark alley? Am I armed? Are we in public?

I'm watching it on my phone vertically. What's the issue?

Because I need to be worried that I’m not worrying enough....

LMAO

HOT TAKE ALERT!

Or- it’s a NY blog writing about a NY team, and histrionics is your default setting.

It’s like Braveheart, only with more clogged arteries.

“Well why didn’t she grab one of the guns and point it at him? That’s what I would’ve done.”