Tix were like $40 on Stubhub. That’s like 65% of the price of a burger at the Farm

I bet this isn't the first time you've tried that joke, is it?

The Washington Capitals are like a team winning a series 3-2. They have won three games and the Islanders have won two.

Thats...not it at all. Tami Taylor drank a shit ton of white wine on FNL.

You know what’s great about your comment? Amy has actually done jokes and segments on her show based on the premise of whether she’s attractive or fuckable.

So now it’s things, not a person? You’re getting better at this, idiot.

Offensive to who? Rapists?

I’d say she’s in the same league as the actor playing her husband. But his looks aren’t important, right?

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

GO ON A VACATION, ADAM.

Compile inferior teams playing against one another by making them play more? Just seems like you want people to pass out in front of their TVs.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Boooooooooooooo. This comment sucks.

I summon AMATEUR LEGAL EXPERTS OF KINJA

I wonder if you thought this was a helpful suggestion

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

Nobody cares. Despite all that time 'doing things that were beneficial', you are still a nobody on the internet just like everyone else who has 'done illegal substances'.

Nice that you know everything about every stoner ever. Time to send all the other psychologists home! Dumbshit.