Great play by the RB, but that defense is...horrendous. Are those tackles? Or just slowly crumbling to the ground and attempting to crawl? Blockers gave up long before the play ended, too.

Ugh, Boomer and Craig really are idiots...the only reason I even have 101.9 preset is for the Giants broadcast, which honestly isn't doing it for me right now, either.

To him, the Chinese dead-rodent-fecal-oil is an improvement, because at least it's locally sourced and none of the animals were caged.

Damn...when this all came out, I obviously faulted the bikers for being complete douchenozzles, but held back on pointing fingers at cops and bystanders, because not all the details were out...Now that things are clearer, WTF shame on the cops for not stepping in when a CIVILIAN did, and fuck these guys with a garden…

Damn...when this all came out, I obviously faulted the bikers for being complete douchenozzles, but held back on pointing fingers at cops and bystanders, because not all the details are out...Now that things are clearer, WTF shame on the cops for not stepping in when a CIVILIAN did, and fuck these guys with a garden…

SaulGoodMeng is not as good a lawyer as Saul Goodman.

Then you clearly lack common reading comprehension and don't come to Deadspin often, because they are pretty outspoken against the way college athletics is run.

That's all it is. Juxtaposed next to players that receive no additional financial compensation than a scholarship and ridiculously stringent rules banning them from profiting off of their names, a coach that makes millions upon millions from the same machine is disproportionate. Add that to the fact he's so against…

It seems as though the whole point of his writing style whizzed right over your head...Also, are you unfamiliar with commas and how to use 'whether'? Terribly written comment - get it together.

Hmm...I love acid, and while it does give me a don't-give-a-fuck attitude, I don't think I'd ever punch a cop. Then again, 4 tabs is a lot. And he's a lax bro.

Did you not go to college?!?!? Where did you get this "free food" you speak of? MEAL PLANS, MOTHERFUCKER, THEY COST MONEY

At about the 0:30 second mark...WHY would he do that? What a fucking dick. If you or your friends aren't a part of the fight, don't do something to make it worse you twat. Just get some help or try to intervene if it gets bad.

Sweetened tea is acceptable when it's a snapple with your pizza.

I live in New York and the media culture here is horrendous. Jesus Christ, god forbid any of our teams lose ONE game, then all the radio shows and newspapers are up in arms over who should get fired or benched or traded away.