I'm sure we'd all be better off if our kids played GTA instead...

Am I getting old - is that why I don't fucking understand all these YouTube videos that involve a video of people playing a video game or watching a TV show???? Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself? GET OFF MY LAWN WHY IS STUFF SO EXPENSIVE THESE…

Yelp is absolutely useless! I work for a small non profit art gallery and lately our Yelp page has been swamped with new reviews. Problem is, all of the reviews are from people who have never been into the gallery, they just read other false reviews and make up another, like a game of telephone. We have people…

My own personal theory is that the teachers who do this are the exact kind of people who peaked in high school, and wish they had never left.

I really like the umbrella.

I hope you turned around and went elsewhere! That smacks of "we can't get insurance", which means they've had to use it in the past...

Now when I look for restaurants on google, I always include a "-yelp" flag.

Last year I wrote a Yelp review for a kennel that refused to board one of my dogs because his vet records list him as "lab/pit bull mix." The heritage of this dog is undefinable without a DNA test—that mix was a guess. I found him as a starving, abandoned, mangy puppy—no clue who his parents are. He has a very sweet…

These women are fucking awful and there's not much more to say re: that.

I did break up with a guy once because he was too picky. The final straw? When I made breakfast burritos while he was still sleeping, and once awoken to a full breakfast waiting for him, stated "I'm not eating that. There might be something I don't like in it."

Yeah, not gonna lie, I used to use Yelp all the time. I thought it was a pretty nifty resource.

People claiming to be allergic to things they just don't want to eat does make it much harder to get your food allergies taken seriously. I make a point of showing my epi pen to servers to make it clear I'm not just being demanding.

Normally with a story like Daniel Blake's I would be lamenting it as an example how people with their anti-gluten fad dieting are making things harder with people with real, genuine food allergy issues.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Usually the shaders are Sonic Ether's Unbelievable Shaders, which is a lighting/shader mod. And aerial shots can be taken by flying in creative mode.

I see no issues with this. Why wouldn't people who like the Dead or Alive franchise for the game play not want it to be more popular and taken more serious? Tournaments turn off items during Smash Bros, ban certain levels and limit the fights mostly to one on one battles. That is not how smash bros was designed to…