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Oh, yeah, the peach line! This movie really, really wants us to understand that Castor Troy is an ass man.
I also love that Cage-as-Archer sneaks into his house to talk to his wife looking like the man that brutally murdered her son in cold blood, and within three minutes has convinced her that he's actually her husband...
"The Archer Family Facewash-Caress-Whatever the hell that creepy gesture is."
If the wife and I see Face/Off on the guide, we'll do this for hours instead of kissing and freak the hell out of the kids. It's all about the inside jokes.
And you failed to mention: "I could eat a peach for days hours."
"And to put a cherry on top, Archer and Castor having a stand-off on opposite sides of a two-way mirror."
This doesn't even scratch the surface of how gloriously batshit insane this movie is.
One of the best lines from Face/Off is John Travolta, who really is Castor Troy, speaking about his new face:
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