Jesus. Tattoos with typos in them are the worst thing ever. "Won't stop 'till we surrender" should be either "won't stop 'til we surrender" or "won't stop till we surrender." A tiny thing? Sure, when it's not tattooed on you.

Guh. You can have my share. I'll be the guy playing Mass Effect again and enjoying the intuitive combat, competent voice acting and characters with multiple dimensions.

Which of David LaChapelle's works is named James Parmenter? #commause

You, sir (madam?) are a gentleman (lady?) and a scholar (schoolmarm?<—JOKE).

Yeah, they're both people, though.

Yeah, agreed. Again, church has really been a saving grace for me on a number of occasions—there's frequently a good network of people who know how to help even if they're not personally able to provide the necessary support.

Symptoms of psychopathy include extreme lack of empathy, inability to learn from your mistakes, lack of remorse or guilt over wrongdoing, compulsive lying, and promiscuous sexual behavior. I am, in fact, right on the money here, thank you very much.

Yeah, I think that's right. I would stay away from somebody who was putting the most basic needs of several people's relationships second to however it is she gets her jollies. Sounds selfish to the extent that it edges up to the psychopath line.

Uh, I don't know about that. In my experience, public health services are the worst kind of health services. I'd suggest pretty much any recourse before that—sympathetic family, church if she's so inclined, larger support group of friends.

Hey girl,

Fuuuuuuuuck that.

Samoas and Thin Mints are obviously the best.

Justin Theroux is also Ben Stiller's screenwriter of choice, so I say good on her. He's not just a piece of meat for you to ogle, people. HE HAS A MIND.

Yeah, well said. Brava.

You fucking rule.

You guys have got to stop publishing this shit. This is such a transparently promotional pile of useless nonsense. Listen carefully: YOU CANNOT SUBVERT THE MALE GAZE FROM WITHIN THE PORN INDUSTRY. You can't perform critical resistance for an audience that has no critical engagement. If it pleasantly surprises you that…

You have completed the internet.

You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

Well said.

No, this actually happens more often than it gets legislated—part of the hypocrisy of the pro-life right is that it involves huge organizations that, were a woman to actually carry to term a baby conceived "out of wedlock" or whatever, they would happily spend the rest of her life and most of the child's shaming her…