Why should I answer your bullshit questions? You're a troll. "You obviously asked because you feel that this would somehow change the severity of the behavior"—if you can't figure out how high-school boys are different from adult men without having it explained slowly to you in words of one syllable, I continue to…

Agreed on nearly all points, except that my pick for the one irredeemable episode isn't actually that one—it's "The Duh-Vinci Code," which my wife and I actually skip every time we watch the series on DVD (and I'm a little embarrassed to say that this has happened several times). It has exactly the problem you flag…

I'm sorry you have trouble with complex thought. You sound a lot like that hilarious Ginmar Rienne troll who lived under this particular bridge for a number of years. That you, Ginny?

Yeah, I kind of am, too. But you kind of wish that there would be some way to reveal that 80% of these guys were just pervy 15-year-olds whacked out on hormones and XBox and the 20% who realized they were in the minority would slink away in shame once it was revealed that they were inadvertently slumming. I'm a big…

You're the mind-reader, you tell me.

Absolutely. I'm just saying maybe it's just distasteful and the kids should be grounded and reddit should remove the board. Don't get me wrong, the teacher doing this shit is genuinely cause for alarm, but hopefully he's in the minority.

Out of curiosity, can you read?

Not that this in any way excuses the behavior of these little shits, but is there a possibility that most of the people on this forum are teenaged boys?

Well, thank you for saying so. I mean, I'm certainly someone who avoids patronizing businesses where the act of consuming the product means that I'm part of some affront to human decency, but the Chick-fil-A flap seems to me to fall under "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

Uh, wow. So basically the only thing they can do that would fix their public image as far as you're concerned would be to shut down completely, then.

I'm not saying I'll be homicidal with rage if Modest Mouse's "The Moon and Antarctica" doesn't make the list, but I am heavily insinuating it.