Dude is OVER IT.

I love that he says it as though it’s a badge of honor, and not because he’s likely more corrupt than Nixon ever dreamed possible.

I can’t believe you redacted his statement that he’s going to beat Nixon for most Time covers. That is for sure going to happen.

You’re right. Trump is going to win in 2020, so long as we continue to demand 100% purity from every Democratic politician.

The choice is clear.

Rick Perry still hasn’t figured out what his job is, so it isn’t like this distracted him from not doing it.

I had no idea someone could struggle that badly to act natural while giving a thumbs up. It’s like that is the most strenuous activity his hand has ever performed and he’s grimacing in pain.

Right? Dude looks a hard 35

He looks 45.

Brad Pitt has a reputation for being incredibly kind and down to earth. I find Angelina Jolie boring (and their relationship reeeeaaaally boring). Also I find Angelina creepy AF.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bore me.

Are there websites where people can donate money to help women discretely travel to non-draconian states where abortions can be safely performed?

Bahamas. I think you can do it cheaper when you aren’t legitimately concerned about being murdered.

Justin Trudeau spent 127k on a vacation and Canada is losing its shit. These Trump stories make me feel better. And also worse.

Huh? I’ve been watching this all morning, and haven’t heard any such story.

A little O/T but apparently there’s been a terrorist attack in London and some people are saying that it was a fake attack conducted by Vladimir Putin, who’s worried about the collapsing poll numbers for Marine Le Pen and other European fascists, who like Trump, call him daddy. Some people are saying that.

We understand that Colorado is educated. But what about Colorodo?

he lost colorado because most of us can read