Vergara is now happily married to who?

Jennifer Aniston is 48 years old. When are we going to stop pretending that this is a woman who cares about getting pregnant?

She’s a weasel.

Es verdaderamente molesto cuando una persona habla en otro idioma.

lol. i love chesea peretti.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

There’s a nice pay it forward logic to Liza’s story.

This is basically evergreen content.

This was my first thought. Pence is always a walking cardboard cutout because his wife shoved a giant stick up his ass after he got drunk and slept with her sister. It all makes sense.

Hooked up with one of the male waitstaff, I would imagine. Then a long weekend of religious couples counselling/conversion therapy. It works for him and will work for everyone else, dammit.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

Guys, Trump has done the impossible and made me nostalgic for Bush. I would gratefully trade him into the office of President in a heartbeat. That is how bad things are. And it pisses me off that Trump is making Bush, who was an AWFUL president, be whitewashed with positive sentiment. But here we are.

That is SO fucking American (refusing the host’s thoughtfully prepared food). Ugh.

Those are the kind of people who, in response to receiving a $700 gold iPhone from somebody close to them, give that “look” and say they wanted a black one. I fucking hate ungracious assholes like that with a fiery passion. I seriously feel terrible now for this random Indian person I have never met, and just want to…

Oh, that is very low behavior indeed. They should have their passports temporarily revoked (leaving the US) for that. I am not a well-traveled person by any means, but everybody knows that when someone in a foreign country puts themselves out to cook either a local meal or a meal like one from home for you, you…

One of my most vivid childhood memories (I hate that THIS has stuck with me for nearly 25 years) was visiting a friend’s house and her mother made fish sticks and onion rings. I hated onions rings at the time, but I HATED fish sticks. Everything about them.

My father has a lot of flaws. But when he first met his in-laws my grandmother made meat loaf. He fucking hates meat loaf. But he ate everything on his plate. She offered him more and dammit if he didn’t accept and eat some more of the godforsaken meat loaf. That’s how you do it.

Every single person except her refused to eat the pizza because they were gluten free/vegan/carb free.