Wait. What.

I was having this conversation with a few friends this morning. It’s almost impossible to pick just one, but I do think this is the most offensive thing anyone in his cabinet has said so far.

These motherfuckers have no shame.

They started from the fact that there were too many students in America who did not have equal access to education.

It would take my kids under an hour to send that swinging couch through the wall behind it.

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

But guys, he has to be smart because he’s a successful businessman.

My persistent question to the universe since election night.

‘That’s great, that’s just fucking great man. Now, what the fuck are we supposed to do?’

dude.

Oh, she switched the envelopes for real.

He really should play a Civil War general in his next film. The hair and make-up team could coast through it.

This is going to give me life for months. Months!

He was one of my faves too. He’s like “FUCK YEAH.”

Extremely Jeff Bridges face