Mainly we’re sad and scared for you.

The last time I was in Europe was in 2014, and people were STILL grilling me about some of our more insane policies (gun control, maternity leave, etc.) I can’t imagine being an American in Europe now or for the next 4 years.

I thought our international standing was bad after Bush. I honestly can’t see how we recover a positive image, with the global community, after four years of Trump.

Truth.

They also saved a crazy number of Jews during WWII, and their commitment to the color orange is admirable.

Come to Chile, Colombia, Peru, Uruguay or Argentina. We value the contribution of foreigners and our governments aren’t as corrupt as what they used to be. We are far away from any nukeable zone.

I’ve modified it from an earlier version...

Oh calm down! Mexico is getting nuked first, THEN Canada.

Learning Spanish so I can move to Uruguay. (Only partly joking)

*snort*

My husband and I are compiling lists of countries that are good for expats if you want to move even further away. Sigh.

This is the goodest question I’ve heard in a long time.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

So she lost like 4lb? Inspiring.

There....

Good guys in tights saving the world from the evil Nazis

Barack and Michelle just flew to Necker Island, Richard Branson’s private island in the BVI near Tortola. Not sure if Sasha is with them, but that is going to be a sweet vacation. I spent a couple weeks camping on Tortola about 30 years ago, and Princess Di was on Necker Island at the same time with Wills and Harry.…

1. Cut the avocado in half longitudinally.