If that fails I suggest a Go Fund Me for a good assassin.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

You know, I noticed the sniffing and palate-sucking was back during his speech. He might not drink, but the man seems to enjoy his blow.

I hope he snorts too much coke tonight and drops dead.

Even his own tie is trying to get away from him.

#FreeMelania

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.

This picture is a nice thing:

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

I got a response from Richard Nixon when I was twelve (summer of 1974). It was utterly without charm - and he resigned a week later.

When going higher physically pains you

I don’t believe you.

WIN!! Also, ew.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.