There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

starred for the wall.

That medical stuff is why my friend wanted to marry her boyfriend of several years. He was in a dangerous profession (firefighter/paramedic) and the house they owned was in his name rather than joint. He kept saying things like “Oh, my family will make sure you have a say and are taken care of if something happens to…

Yup.  If it was really “just a piece of paper” then why wouldn’t he do it?  If my S/O said “please write me a little love note, it’d make me really happy,” well, that’s just a piece of paper - and everyone would say “uh, it’s just a piece of paper, do it.”

“The Assassination of The Glorious Chernobyl Reactor By The Coward Ronald Reagan”.

You mention how in BP the Rhinos are smart enough to recognize the human hierarchy, stopping its charge against Okoye. I thought it actually stopped because it was her beloved’s Rhino, with whom she had much interaction and built a bond with. Basically, the Rhino was just fond enough of her to not cause her any harm,…

I like this tip. Will notify the parents.

This is all very true, but it’s a choice they made. They can chose to use that education to get a “regular” job, but no they chase their dream and there is a steep price. I do not feel bad for their difficulties in retirement, they knew what smashing into other monster athletic men for 60 mins every Sunday would do…

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

(OG LARP:the real version) ... amidst the battlefield of another understaffed lunch rush, some poor beleaguered soul trudging through their day as an OG server has the fortunate luck of getting sat the coveted “large party you don’t have to split.” With renewed faith that he might just yet make enough money to keep…

Mark Davis looks like he should be in an Austin Powers movie as the sickly villain Ginger Ail. 

I don't know if you saw my reply to someone else, but it looks like my account on Ticketfly was compromised in May of this year (along with 26 million others) and specifically it was names, phone numbers and addresses. Pretty much coincides with when the increase in calls started. Either way, shit sucks. The list of…

Agreed.  My sister and I have phone numbers that are the same, except for the last to digits.  We routinely will be talking to each other and I’ll get a spam call and she’ll get it about 30 seconds later.  

If Thanos was a Jet, he’d fumble the snap.

Counterpoint: Raisinets are manna from heaven. Sweet chewy awesomeness and the single best thing in the movie theater candy case.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

I think of them as “Generation F” (as in “Fucked”) or “The Carbon Kids”

That’s a good 2-for-1 hustle!

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.