Because I’m bored, here is every QB taken in round 1 after the Chiefs have picked:

Speaking as a Packer fan, now that I have gotten to know a Vikings fan through his writing, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Drew. Fuck the Vikings though.

Ketchup is better. I have choked men for less

American Kinja Warrior.

“I don’t.”

The original Wisconsin/Illinois border was supposed to be about 50 miles south too. The border was originally drawn at the southern tip of Lake Michigan. Chicago would be part of Wisconsin if the border wasn’t changed.

If it doesn’t happen already, something cute and fuzzy should have to die any time the “only 10 mins of action in 3 hour time frame” hot take is vomited out of somebody’s face hole.

Yup! came here to tell Drew that Wisconsin didn’t give it up, it was taken from us because Ohio and Michigan tried to war for Toledo. Stupid Washington.

Obligatory:

Does it matter? We legitimately owed them the money. If all we had to do to secure the release of the hostages was pay our debts, then good on us for paying them.

Dude it says right there that you’re safe in your home. Just take the cash & stay in your house/yard for a year. If the ostrich comes, you can quickly scurry back into your house. Easy fucking money if you ask me.

This is incredibly reasonable and has no place in this discussion.

I think Third Eye Blind keeps inviting Bruce Springsteen out but Bruce has to check his schedule because it’s summer and, ya know, it’s a busy time. But soon, totally, they’ll get those beers.

Third eye open, well done.

We’ve had eye tracking software for years, it’s how Stephan Hawkins interfaces with his computer system, even most smart phones now have it to tell if you’re looking at the screen. It seems these systems could be employed to help this sort of thing. Audible alarms, or even have the car slow and maybe find a safe place…

I haven’t played it yet, but PLEASE tell me there’s some easter eggs for THIS timeless gem:

LDRs only work, in my opinion (and I say this having been in several),when there is a defined, agreed upon, set in stone end point. Otherwise it’s the worst thing ever. The only one of mine that worked out (we got married, in fact) was when the “long distance” part was clearly temporary, and was something we knew…

As much as I want to claim I meant to make the pun, I’m disappointed to admit that I didn’t. Dammit, I’ll never get out of the greys, now!

I think we need to narrow down the likely criteria of the “most-fucked-to movie” of all time. The ideal film would have to be:

“There’s so much stuff that guys deliberately skip out on just because they don’t want to look dumb: dancing, singing, giving a speech, etc. You can spend your whole life standing on the side of the dance floor with your arms crossed, and then die having done nothing.”