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Does it matter? We legitimately owed them the money. If all we had to do to secure the release of the hostages was pay our debts, then good on us for paying them.

Dude it says right there that you’re safe in your home. Just take the cash & stay in your house/yard for a year. If the ostrich comes, you can quickly scurry back into your house. Easy fucking money if you ask me.

This is incredibly reasonable and has no place in this discussion.

I think Third Eye Blind keeps inviting Bruce Springsteen out but Bruce has to check his schedule because it’s summer and, ya know, it’s a busy time. But soon, totally, they’ll get those beers.

Third eye open, well done.

We’ve had eye tracking software for years, it’s how Stephan Hawkins interfaces with his computer system, even most smart phones now have it to tell if you’re looking at the screen. It seems these systems could be employed to help this sort of thing. Audible alarms, or even have the car slow and maybe find a safe place…

I haven’t played it yet, but PLEASE tell me there’s some easter eggs for THIS timeless gem:

LDRs only work, in my opinion (and I say this having been in several),when there is a defined, agreed upon, set in stone end point. Otherwise it’s the worst thing ever. The only one of mine that worked out (we got married, in fact) was when the “long distance” part was clearly temporary, and was something we knew…

As much as I want to claim I meant to make the pun, I’m disappointed to admit that I didn’t. Dammit, I’ll never get out of the greys, now!

I think we need to narrow down the likely criteria of the “most-fucked-to movie” of all time. The ideal film would have to be:

“There’s so much stuff that guys deliberately skip out on just because they don’t want to look dumb: dancing, singing, giving a speech, etc. You can spend your whole life standing on the side of the dance floor with your arms crossed, and then die having done nothing.”

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Well, it looks like he was the one...

It’s missing something.

I fucking love underripe bananas (and mangoes) for some reason.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

For brand name, add plastic wrap. You NEED to go with Saran or Glad. The generic stuff is insanely hard to get a clean sheet off, it starts clinging to itself and it’s a complete mess. I’m cheap, but I’ll spring for the brand name plastic wrap.

Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

For every time Sky Daddy says “don’t judge” he also says “but if they do this fairly minor thing, stone them the fuck to death” so no, Sky Daddy cares a great deal. You can’t pick and choose Sky Daddy quotes, no matter which batch you pick.