I grew up in Green Bay, and I was discussing this last season with a friend who lives in Detroit. The Bears are your slightly older brother that you absolutely loathe. The Vikings are your younger sister that you kind of get along with, but don’t really like. The Lions are your vaguely disabled much younger cousin…

Yeah fuck Manuel.

“Chapter the first, in which I burst forth from my hiding place, naked, screaming, and covered in gore” and “Chapter the last, in which I take my leave, as heedless of social niceties as on the day of my arrival.”

Yeah, that’s upsetting. Pain is all in the head, really, even for people who take painkillers to cure it. And it’s all as real as anything else the brain does.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

No, that's not it, but what's that crawling up your leg?

But I totally get the idea of giving a date time, especially if you've been connecting through conversation online.

that Game Of War ad campaign has actually somehow ruined Upton for me. bad acting is one thing, but she's so bad at speaking/emoting that you wonder if she's like, britney spears-level vapid. she looks constipated "riding" around on that horse & trying to remember lines at the same time. i've also noticed girls will…

Can we all as reasonable people agree that that call didn't decide the game? Even if Dallas scores a TD they need to go for 2 to be up by 3, with between 3 and 4 minutes left and Rodgers playing out of his mind. Even after the turnover on downs they had four minutes and failed to stop the GB offense to get the ball…

Hey, Hilter's not all that bad. After all, he did kill Hitler.

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